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The top 10 things you never want to hear in surgery





1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.



2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?



3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!



4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!



5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie



6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.



7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord… Continue

Added by Dr Wade Grindle on April 2, 2010 at 2:00am — No Comments

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